27 Inappropriate Christmas Themed Items You'll Wish You'd Never Laid You Eyes On
by N/A, 11 years ago |
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The holidays are a time of peace and joy, but some people just can't help celebrating in the most outrageous ways possible.
1. Replace your manger with a case of beer.
2. Break out the most inappropriate ornaments you can find.
3. Bake some...special cookies.
4. Break out your best holiday sweater.
5. Remember the real reason for the holiday.
6. Buy some new holiday PJs
7. Get that special someone a festive needlepoint.
8. Invest in some new decorations.
9. Show the neighborhood kids there's not always a happy ending for reindeer.
10. Make sure you dress to impress.
11. Get your Elf on the Shelf into some crazy shenanigans.
12. Wear your special holiday stocking.
13. Enjoy some hot cocoa from your favorite holiday mug.
14. Visit the giant pooping statue at your local mall.
15. Remind people that even reindeer mate.
16. Even if they're fake light up reindeer.
17. Get ready to leave Santa some snacks.
18. Take the perfect boozy (and naked) Christmas card photo.
19. Put up a giant blow up butt plug-- I mean Christmas tree.
20. Tell people how you really feel about Santa.
21. Get someone a gift they're actually going to like.
22. Break out your Santa suit.
23. Hang up your nipple ornaments.
24. Traumatize all the neighborhood children.
25. Get your lights up nice and early.
26. Put out your best decorations.
27. And make sure to send out those Christmas cards early this year!
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