16 Baby Names That Border On Child Abuse

by N/A, 11 years ago | 1 min read

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We've gotten wind of a list of the strangest baby names in 2014, and we were utterly shocked. We just had to share a few of the craziest ones with you.

These poor kids should really be wards of the court...

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1. Audi

2. Castle

I wonder if they'll enjoy the show?

3. Chia

Ch-ch-ch-chia!

4. Etsy

Even odds says their parents are the crafty type...

5. Falcon

6. Hershey

Spoiler alert: This is going to be a chubby baby.

7. Holiday

There's two months of the year that are going to be especially hard for this kid.

8. Mahogany

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany...

9. Moody

This kid might suffer from stank face.

10. Moon

11. Nixon

Of all the politicians? Really?

12. Onix

Gotta name 'em all

13. Sparrow

14. Zeppelin

The sad thing is, this kid will probably grow up resenting classic rock. What a shame.

15. Royce

16. YOLO

We find this the most shocking on the whole list. Dose does not condone naming your child YOLO. Drake doesn't, either.