These 27 Christmas Decorations Are Absolutely Disturbing
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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Christmas is supposed to be a time of cheer, but these decorations are sure to make it the season of FEAR instead.
1. These demonic looking elves.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/193e9d153924b7a2c76c25f9a4f6b46e.jpeg)
2. This Santa that is supposed to be "artistic" but is actually just frightening.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/9b0b5fa32ae9b35ffeffc3117548679e.jpeg)
3. This monstrosity that can only be described as a possessed baby.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c1ff7e94c3c5e9b5b208490f4b8671f5.jpeg)
4. It's great the hospital was trying to get into the spirit, but please no hand trees.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/6615603b161a731fd0d8260a01479a4e.jpeg)
5. Also, never replace teeth with words.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/9d9190cf68dcf71c2fe788ebdb7185e4.jpeg)
6. These elves are not giving realistic body images.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/8ec70ec911ea17d89250966f590971e1.jpeg)
7. Did anyone actually ask for a zombie Santa Claus.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/38f1b42f1506d917ea1e0733e79df377.jpeg)
8. Ok, I KNOW no one asked for a clown Santa Claus.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/86703aff644591d500aef4069556c071.jpeg)
9. Well, that's the exact opposite of jolly.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/8259a89aac4b5a26fdc762c65dbaed6e.jpeg)
10. Ah yes, the classic bloody Santa/Yeti crossover.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/038084c67b04b5d74564fdc6d7b08171.jpeg)
11. No one wants a tree that's always watching you.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a47c87c84a60b396f0713586361aed8a.jpeg)
12. Is no place safe from Santa?!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f2cc18ed7eac72c362a0d9a7ec4f66e8.jpeg)
13. Why is his head so big on that body?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/fb30812262a7e80a7682a46fbda4ba09.jpeg)
14. Another Santa Clown!? No one wants it!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/defb63a7b55f3eadebf4b090062eeaec.jpeg)
15. No big deal, just Santa looking through your windows.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/b6e850cb541a15e01485e11c1b5ff568.jpeg)
16. This looks like something Sid from Toy Story cooked up.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f048656c7184a59c2ac17df9f6cdb434.jpeg)
17. Nothing like a man eating wreath to scare off pesky houseguests.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/104f07f3ae9d1403548e115d2cb9c442.jpeg)
18. There's just so much that's wrong with this.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/b5843161520ec72946ebe7007d55fd29.jpeg)
19. What every Christmas tree needs, a decapitated ear.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/d877369afedc9cfabbc473b5c7d44096.jpeg)
20. This one will probably get you some concerned phone calls.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/9b7d98dc3a574ccd55f53748aa06ee67.jpeg)
21. Not sure what to do with those old dentures?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/bc0673384079d45129a35b2fec491df2.jpeg)
22. It may look innocent enough, but there's something inherently awful about a tree of antlers.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/d35b12c6aa2deca9d9bab77040982334.jpeg)
23. There's a man in that house! Oh...oh no, it's just a super creepy Santa mannequin.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/34f2e99782eeb05c7ac3841581adf340.jpeg)
24. He looks like someone deflated Santa.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/658673717835aa5427afed5a247b7b0e.jpeg)
25. Oh, one creepy Santa isn't enough for you? Here, have eight of them!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/549f91ca1843328ce831a8ade62d82a1.jpeg)
26. NOPE.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/45e81678e371085e05deb04419fa27c9.jpeg)
27. Yeah, Santa cannot pull off khaki.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/5fa00c79d547432b1ff90f3c238d0c37.jpeg)
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Do not show me this again