12 Jokes You Should Tell To Impress The Wittiest Of Friends. #5 Almost Went Over My Head
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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You might have to put your thinking cap on to get a handle on these jokes, but you might just laugh your ass off once you do.
1. Kelvin style...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/d6f1d9767fffa5c6ce4bc07898f7ca00.jpeg)
2. Classic Helium move.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/90648ea4335264d781d27fd82f42a6d0.jpeg)
3. I suppose dyslexic spiritual dilemmas WOULD get confusing...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f93e5f2f01c9798a9e2d48c71ff569ba.jpeg)
4. But they're so close...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/decf7a9af4235dc45f603385c05d2634.jpeg)
5. Big momma's house, indeed.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/da13cf51074d9c9c8f14e7960544990a.jpeg)
6. Not a lot of people realize this, but quantum physics is mostly based on bar jokes.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c78d98f630d0f8ee9f0e85fcc7d8366b.jpeg)
7. OH DAMN. That's cold!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ecaab52250f3690f54b5cc1ea0a140cb.jpeg)
8. Refrigerator.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/9f369ca4a30858adbcc424ef4ebb0447.jpeg)
9. Turns out Cyclopses aren't big fans of word play...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/da6679ca41a1f2323a7bee0b630efb2a.jpeg)
10. Paradoxical, if you will.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/679419cbee252b74552fda2692bc9129.jpeg)
11. ...AND WHO WOULD THE OTHERS BE?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/db6d03bf7ebda894274df5604d365895.jpeg)
Suppose I know which group I belong to...
12. Oh, classic OxyJANE.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/b825d79554496681164cf681eaf231b2.jpeg)
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Do not show me this again