Is It Herpes Or An Ingrown Hair?
Ines Vuckovic/Dose Stop WebMDing. We’ve got the facts. This is the first installment in our Middle School Mysteries series, where we’ll investigate childhood rumors you never bothered to fact-check yourself. So,…
The World’s First Anus Beauty Contest Is Exactly What You Think It Is
Antonio Manaligod/Dose Is your butthole a pageant queen? Do you ever wonder if your butthole is better than everyone else’s? Do you ever stare at it in the mirror during your…
This Hero Tortoise Had Enough Sex To Save His Species From Extinction
Diego has fathered an estimated 800 tortoises. While “sex tortoise” sounds like a humorous epithet for someone experiencing a rough patch in their dating lives, it’s actually the description scientists…
Smelling This Mushroom Gives Women Instant Orgasms
li I’ll have what she’s smelling. Listen up, ladies. There’s yet another reason to pack your bags and jet off to Hawaii. In addition to an incredible cat sanctuary and…
Despite What You’ve Been Told, There Are Only 6 Sex Positions
Don’t try to fix what isn’t broken. There are only so many ways to stick the straw into a Capri Sun. Sometimes it doesn’t matter how far out of the box…