How Much Stuff Could The ‘Blank Check’ Kid Buy Today?
Mythbusting through the power of math. Our Movie Mythbusters series answers the age-old question, “Okay, but could that actually happen in real life?” For 90s kids, ‘Blank Check’ was the movie dreams…
There’s A Town In Canada Called Dildo
It’s a wet seaside village. Tucked away in the nightstand drawer of Newfoundland, Canada lies the sleepy town of Dildo. Before you start giggling, native Dildoians would like you to know…
The True Story Of Andrew Jackson’s Swearing Parrot
People were “horrified and awed at the bird’s lack of reverence.” Andrew Jackson isn’t the only US President to keep a pet bird in the White House. Teddy Roosevelt had…
Do You Really Pee If Someone Dunks Your Hand In Water?
Ines Vuckovic/Dose Investigating middle school slumber parties’ greatest prank. Our Middle School Mysteries series investigates childhood rumors you never bothered to fact-check yourself. I have a limited tolerance for staying awake — as…
A Look Back At The Big Mac Through The Years
Sponsored by McDonald’s 1967. The year that brought us the summer of love, The Graduate and regrettable bell-bottom pants. We saw the birth of American classics like the Chevy Camaro,…
Chop Off Your Man Bun & Get Free Booze
One Brooklyn bar’s crusade against hipsters. There may come a time in your life when you’ll be forced to choose between two things you love dearly. That moment has arrived for…
A Handy Guide To Death By Masturbation
Common side effects include paleness, pimples and paralysis. Here’s the truth of hands in the pants: It doesn’t just make you go blind — it kills you dead. Or so preacheth the author…
The World’s First Anus Beauty Contest Is Exactly What You Think It Is
Antonio Manaligod/Dose Is your butthole a pageant queen? Do you ever wonder if your butthole is better than everyone else’s? Do you ever stare at it in the mirror during your…
This Site Lets You Make Your Dream LaCroix Flavor
“Pre-mixed with gin” is my personal favorite. Like any team of self-respecting young professionals, we here at OMG headquarters have a serious LaCroix problem. There are cans strategically stocked all…
The Best, Beardiest Moments From The National Beard And Moustache Championships
The beard makes the man. On September 3rd, facial hair took center stage as competitors from all over the country traveled to Nashville to compete in the 2016 Just for Men…