Buy The Nerd In Your Life One Of These Phallic Looking ‘Star Wars’ Scents
May the fragrance be with you.
'Star Wars' has just released a new trilogy—but it's not something you can catch on the big screen.
You need not spend time spacing out wondering what it smells like in a galaxy far, far away.
The European fragrance company Lifestyle Perfumes launched the triad of scents this month, and "Star Wars" geeks everywhere are dosing themselves in "Empire", "Jedi", and "Amidala" scents.
So, what exactly do the heroes of our favorite unknown galaxy smell like? Peppercorns, patchouli, and oranges, of course. The scents come in bottles emulating the most powerful symbol of the franchise: the lightsaber—though if you ask us, they kinda look like dildos.
Check 'em out.
Even the packaging is on point.
It's all the "Star Wars" scents wrapped up in one unique box.
Ladies first. "Amidala" for women is fit for a queen.
Padm Amidala, Queen of Naboo, inspired this scent. It is both royal and elegant, just like the queen in your life. Vanilla and patchouli rule this universe, and complemented with a fruity notes of apple and tangerine.
This is a floral perfume fit for a kween, and it's just as regal as it is empowering.
"JEDI" for men is the scent of a true, really delicious smelling hero.
Like the hero, this scent is subtle yet distinct. The sensitive scent blends pink pepper, water lily, and notes of musk and sandalwood.
It emits a smell of positive energy, and is therefore the perfect scented companion for the man in your life.
"Empire" for men reeks of testosterone-infused masculinity.
It captures "the dark side" of the Force. At first whiff you get a hint of fruity notes, namely lime and apple—but then tinges of amber, patchouli, and tonka-bean take over.
The scent is both as alluring as it is seductive. Perfect for seeking out the cute stormtrooper at the bar.
Even Darth Vader's body odor is no match for these scents.
Spray and slay the bad guys with these unique "Star Wars"-inspired scents. The force of the scent is sure to awaken you.