Does Screaming Help You Manage Pain?
Dropping the F-bomb feels good for a reason. Our Middle School Mysteries series investigates childhood rumors you never bothered to fact-check yourself. Everybody hurts, but how we deal with pain is…
Why Every Baby Should Eat Peanut Butter
Getty/Antonio Manaligod Researchers made an incredible discovery in 2008. Why won’t we listen? In his 2013 comedy special “Oh My God,” Louis CK acknowledges that children with nut allergies should be…
A Handy Guide To Death By Masturbation
Common side effects include paleness, pimples and paralysis. Here’s the truth of hands in the pants: It doesn’t just make you go blind — it kills you dead. Or so preacheth the author…
When Anal Fistulas Were All The Rage
In the 17th century, walking like you had an infected rectum was so hot. Kings have been always been trendsetters. Alexander the Great brought Persian garb into vogue among Macedonians. King…
The Science Of Having Sex In Space
Ines Vuckovic/Dose What goes up must get down. Last year, Elon Musk released his plan to send humans to Mars. As many critics have pointed out, Musk’s strategy for colonizing the…
Crawling Like A Baby Is Now An Exercise Trend
I tried it and felt instantly more fit. https://medium.com/media/c6ca662fd8e5845250635783dc65c5b6/href Going to the gym sounds awful to me. The last thing I want to do is look strangers in the eye when…
There’s Cocaine On Your Money Right Now
And it could get you fired. Open up your wallet. Pull out a bill. There’s cocaine on it. It’s well-known in government circles that traces of cocaine mar most banknotes in circulation….
The Real-Life Fountain Of Youth Flows With The Blood Of Teens
Antonio Manaligod/ Dose Scientists have been channeling Edward Cullen. In the first “Harry Potter” book, Harry’s arch-nemesis Lord Voldemort resorts to drinking the blood of unicorns in order to keep himself…
Ladies Who Bang More Have Better Memories
If you can’t even remember what you had for lunch, time to get laid! Good news, ladies! In addition to less stress, sounder sleep and periods that don’t make you want…
Science Says You Look Derpy When You Walk And Use Your Phone
Texting while walking is a style risk, too. There are lots of ways I avoid human interaction in public. One of them is using my phone while I’m out and about….